UK landlords also don't tend to invest anything in their properties.

But in the UK case, that means the old phone cables are stapled to the skirting boards and painted over with gloss paint, and the sockets were wallpapered around in the 1990s. Pull the old cables and sockets off, the paint chips off and you've got holes square holes left in the wallpaper.

And although UK landlords don't give a shit about upkeep that costs them money, they rarely miss a chance to deduct money from the deposit.