Unfortunately there's a loud contingent of incredibly proud idiots that post here as well that really like to pretend they know what they're doing.

The people going 'well of course' or 'this is for the user' drive me insane here because as said, there are secure ways you can build a key escrow system so that your data and systems are actually secure. From a secure design standpoint it feels more and more like we're living in Idiocracy as people argue insecure solutions are secure actually and perfectly acceptable.