Ai is a horse, i get it! I have a horse, and I put money in the front of the horse, and get "ponyium" out the back.

I hear the cool companies offer free ponyium to their employees. Apparently, it works wonders for morale

Through many attempts to make ingesting the ponyium more bearable, I’ve found that taking it with more intense flavors (wintergreen mint, hoppy hops, crushed soul, dark roast coffee, etc) improves its comestabilty. Can’t let it pile up. We’ve always eaten ponyium right, and we all like it, right, guys, folks?