There are some appealing-sounding arguments for designing languages around functions. Having given this a very fair shot with things like Erlang... turns out this optimizes for rare use cases at the expense of common ones. There's no 100% general-purpose language, they all have use cases in mind, and I guess some people are still trying to find a way around that.

Similar conclusion for using a graph DB for something you'd typically do in a relational DB. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.