Sure would be handy if they actually included the rules anywhere.

There's a kind of overview of the rules but not enough to actually play with. And the linked video is super confusing, self contradictory and 15 minutes long!

For a supposedly "simple" game...just include the rules?

Wikipedia has an article about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Long_Sucker

Sure, no problem, I added a new section explaining the game