Because it allows to you to work for six days, and rest on the seventh. Like God did.

encrypted_bird 44 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

Not my god. My god meant to go into work but got wasted and eventually passed out in the bathtub, fully clothed and holding a bowl of riceroni.

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kibwen 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

² By the seventh day God had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day He rested from all His work. ³ Then the on-call tech, Lucifer, the Son of Dawn, was awoken at midnight because God did not renew the heavens' and the earths' HTTPS certificate. ⁴ Thusly Lucifer drafted his resignation in a great fury.

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encrypted_bird an hour ago | parent | next [-]

I just got home from a stressful day in retail (oh who am I kidding; every day is stress in retail) and this gave me a chuckle I really needed. Thank you.

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JoBrad 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Is this the TLS version of the Bible?

	▲	MobiusHorizons 8 hours ago \| parent [-]
		I’m pretty sure that has been hidden from our eyes

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mindcrime 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Gilfoyle?

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GTP 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

This made my day :D

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batisteo 9 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I don't think He worked after the 6th day. Went on doing other pet projects