Won't impress friends/chicks as an F150 or a Land Rover Discovery /s

On a more serious note real (which is a minority) owners of bigger trucks need some serious torque for hauling.

I must have missed a memo, because every situation in which I've ever wanted to "impress a chick" has taken place indoors, or at least far from roads.

And yet lots of guys seem to spend an extra $30k or more on their vehicle for no additional utility beyond that. Literally who is impressed?

Then again, these are probably dudes who get their dating advice from the Tate brothers. /shrug

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wiseowise a day ago | parent [-]

Closeted gays trying to impress other dudes, idk?

It’s like those huge bodybuilders: you’re picturing being surrounded by chicks, while realistically it’s other buff dudes miring your physique.

	▲	Earw0rm 8 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Would explain why the Venn of flash-car dudes, and dudes likely to respond with extreme violence to any implication of gayness, can be described as cos^2t + sin^2t = 1. (I'm not talking here about actual car _enthusiasts_, people who restore, customize, tweak or otherwise nerd out on performance or driving skills.. the assholes who buy something performance-ish but can't actually drive it well). IDK though, think it's mostly just lack of critical thinking skill. They see a Mercedes in some music video, assume it's a symbol of wealth and that chicks will dig that, without realising that most women see straight through it.

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geremiiah a day ago | parent | prev [-]

Everyone is always hauling. Lol.

	▲	brnt 18 hours ago \| parent [-]
		All non-Americans know Americans sleep 8 hrs a day, work 8 hrs a day, and haul 8 hrs a day.