I sometimes joke and say that I type for a living, not entirely untrue. But I've found that sometimes people are offended if I answer their question evasively

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dopidopHN2 3 days ago | parent [-]

I work in a buttons factory

	▲	dirkc a day ago \| parent [-]
		sometime I say "push buttons for a living" instead of typing :) Can also describe my job as 'endlessly deliberate over the placement of pixels'