because there's no sweet tech-oligarch job, early access to the latest model, OpenAI speaking engagement invite, or larger bonus to be awarded by being aiphobic?

seems patently obvious

There are a few people making decent enough money on the paid newsletter/speaking gig circuit for AI phobia these days.

It's a tougher gig though, because teaching people how NOT to use AI won't provide those customers as much value as teaching them how to use it.

(Because it works.)