I can assure you that I am very serious and I do cut things up almost as finely as Uncle Bob suggests. Where others balk at the suggestion that a function or method should never expand past 20 or so lines, I struggle to imagine a way I could ever justify having something that long in my own code.

But I definitely don't go about it the same way. Mr. Martin honestly just doesn't seem very good at implementing his ideas and getting the benefits that he anticipates from them. I think the core of this is that he doesn't appreciate how complex it is to create a class, at all, in the first place. (Especially when it doesn't model anything coherent or intuitive. But as Jeffries' Sudoku experience shows, also when it mistakenly models an object from the problem domain that is not especially relevant to the solution domain.)

The bit about parameters is also nonsense; pulling state from an implicit this-object is clearly worse than having it explicitly passed in, and is only pretending to have reduced dependencies. Similarly, in terms of cleanliness, mutating the this-object's state is worse than mutating a parameter, which of course is worse than returning a value. It's the sort of thing that you do as a concession to optimization, in languages (like, not Haskell family) where you pay a steep cost for repeatedly creating similar objects that have a lot of state information in common but can't actually share it.

As for single-line functions, I've found that usually it's better to inline them on a separate line, and name the result. The name for that value is about as... valuable as a function name would be. But there are always exceptions, I feel.