I really do not like working with uncle bob hardliners

There have been so many times where I have commented _why_ I think some uncle bob-ism made the code unclear and the response is always:

> *Sends link to Clean Code, maybe you don't know about this?

No, I do, and I am allowed to disagree with it. To which they always clutch their pearls "How do you think you know better than uncle bob!?", this is a Well Established Pattern TM.

I don't think I know better than Uncle Bob, but I don't think Uncle Bob works on this codebase nearly as much as you or I.