Yeah, why don't they lower the floor of the entire Baltic Sea??

Obviously, you're joking.

But how hard could it be to get a Cat 395 excavator in there? Dig a little trench and bury it.

Sounds like a weekend project to me. Has someone told the telecoms this?

	▲	karmakurtisaani 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		I think they could just drag a suitable hook behind a ship to carve out decent trench. Geez, how are we so much better at this than the actual engineers? Edit: to parent comment, I think people missed your joke.