hmm (thinking) infinite loop, eh?

  $ curl -i -A - 'https://consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov/maintenance.html'
  HTTP/2 307
  content-type: text/html
  location: https://consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov/coming-soon.html
  date: Thu, 01 Jan 2026 02:22:37 GMT
  […]

  $ curl -i -A - 'https://consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov/coming-soon.html'
  HTTP/2 307
  content-type: text/html
  location: https://consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov/maintenance.html
  date: Thu, 01 Jan 2026 02:22:46 GMT
  […]