I LOLed at the ending. Nicely done!

I appreciate people posting negative results, too. The journey is the interesting part, and I like the humanity of saying "welp, at least now I know".

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mingus88 17 hours ago | parent [-]

Yeah 99/100 times it’s gotta be mundane but wouldn’t it be interesting to spoof that traffic and play anything you wanted in the elevator?

	▲	kstrauser 17 hours ago \| parent [-]
		"That would be wrong. You totally should not do that." But yes, absolutely!