>so a customer without a smartphone could relay the diagnostic session to a technician

Do you mean by mimicking the noises themselves?

wpm 4 hours ago | parent | next [-]

No you see you just need to buy specially marked boxes of Cap'n Crunch that have a plastic whistle in them that plays the tones for you.

I wonder how many HN readers still get that reference (and 2600, etc.)

	▲	hunter2_ 29 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons...

By holding their phone up to the machine.