Way back in 90's, when I arrived on an Indian Railway station about 10 minutes before the train's scheduled time, I was pleasantly surprised to find the train at the platform.

Only when I checked the passenger reservation list, I found this was train from yesterday, late by 23:50 hours.

(for the curious... No, I could not get my reserved birth and had to travel on unreserved ticket, but at least I reached destination on my planned time.)

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vl 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

DB last year: I took train last year from Frankfurt airport to Bonn only to see Bonn sail past the window and train to go to Cologne.

I asked locals what is going on, turns out that all trains were late, and this train departed from the platform already marked for Bonn! “You should watch what train number you board on DB, not trust sign on platform!” locals helpfully advised me.

	▲	trinix912 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		> “You should watch what train number you board on DB, not trust sign on platform!” Not to blame the victim but that’s always a good idea regardless of how punctual your local trains and busses are.

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attendant3446 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I was in a similar situation in Egypt once. At the specified time a train arrives, I board it. Only to see that my seat is occupied. We started to discuss the situation and the other passenger showed me his ticket - it was one of the previous delayed trains. We figured it just in time for me to jump out of the wrong train before it left the station :)

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uwagar 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

proof or it didnt happen. this is a meme joke. even osho made a joke exactly like this.