What is the point of telemetry if your IDE launching in under 10s is considered the pinnacle of optimization?

That's like 100B+ instructions on a single core of your average superscalar CPU.

I can't wait for maps loading times being measured in percentage of trip time.

Because you don't want to regress any of the substeps of such a loading progress to turn it back into 10+ seconds of loading.

If your IDE isn’t launching instantly you have a bad IDE.