Java was designed to make fun of C++, then C# was designed to make fun of Java, so you're missing two layers of fun.

I can tolerate Java. I've worked a Java dev role recently.

I think it's overly verbose and probably has a lot of unneeded legacy stuff, but in terms of making money so I can afford donuts, it's not bad.

My personal favorite language is probably Dart, but it's basically useless outside of Flutter and I don't have faith in Google to keep Flutter going.

I don't like low level programming. My dream language is literally an LLM that processes a markdown document where I sorta just describe what I want to happen. With options to call defined functions in a normal programing language

If I had money ( VC money) I'd be working on this.