No, you get C++ because you're Bjarne Stroustrup and trying to get people to sign on to the C++ bandwagon (A better C! Where have I heard that before?) and so you add every feature they ask for in the hope that that will drive adoption. And you call it object oriented (even if it really isn't) because that's the buzz-word du-jour. Just like Async today.

I’ll accept that, too. But from the outside it seems like they do that by finding bizarre, previously invalid syntax and making that the way to spell the new feature. `foo[]#>££{23}` to say “use implicit parallelism on big endian machines with non-power-of-2 word sizes”? Let’s do it!