> "imagine the dumbest person you know. Now realize 50% of people are stupider than that!"

That's not how Carlin's quote goes.

You would know this if you paid attention to what you wrote and analyzed it logically. Which is ironic, given the subject.

That's why I used the phrase "to paraphrase"

You would know this if you paid attention to what I wrote and analyzed it logically. Which is ironic, given the subject.