I've commissioned a board of MENSA members to devise a workaround for this issue; they've identified two potential solutions.

1) Install Linux

2) Summon Chris Lattner to play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin in honor of the Windows devs that refuse to install WSL.

I go with customers keep using CUDA with Python and Julia, ignore Chris Latter's company exists, while Mojo repeats Swift for Tensorflow history.

What about that outcome?