"hacks" lol. Next, ctl+alt+del and it's equivalents are gonna be called arcane theurgy

Hacks don’t have to be pretty — if it works it works. Here’s my “hack” to get into many school computer systems:

Username: admin

Password: password

	▲	b00ty4breakfast 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		it's even less impressive; somebody left the credentials typed into the text boxes and went to get a slimfast out of the staff breakroom and you walked into the computer lab and hit enter.