To be honest, I'd like to chip in that it is technically possible to write brainf*ck, an esoteric programming language but nonetheless, its a programming language

https://www.reddit.com/r/SQL/comments/81barp/i_implemented_a...

Btw this runs in sqlite, you can try it yourself if you are interested.

Source: I was thinking of creating a programming language paradigm like sqlite/smalltalk once where resumed execution/criu like possibilities were built in. Let me know if someone knows something like this too. I kinda gave up on the project but I knew that there was this one language which supported this paradigm but it was very complicated to understand and had a lot of other first time paradigm like the code itself / the ast tree is sort of like a database itself but so the tangential goes.