Uhh, here's the problem, I'm sort of stuck travelling into the future at a more or less constant rate. I don't know how to stop doing that...

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pbhjpbhj 2 days ago | parent | next [-]

Unless you can stop, I'm afraid this will cause almost certain death.

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layer8 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I regret to inform you that as a consequence of that sustained time travel, your mind and body will be slowly deteriorating and you’ll sooner or later end up dead.

	▲	BuyMyBitcoins a day ago \| parent [-]
		>"you’ll sooner or later end up dead." What a defeatist attitude, I plan to live forever or die trying! /s

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lxgr 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Have you tried asymptotically approaching the speed of light?

	▲	jagged-chisel 2 days ago \| parent [-]
		I’m quite certain you can approach it in any convenient manner

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autarch 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Just go to your local shop and buy some time brakes. That's the safest course of action until this is repaired.

	▲	vpribish 2 days ago \| parent [-]
		ugh. I have to replace my time rotors again - I thought regen was supposed to help with the wear while it improved range?