I’d try to take this seriously, but:

Umm- not sure we’re playing with a full deck here.

You should take it seriously.

We are not playing. At all.

It's all hands on deck, is what the (would-be) Captain is saying.

Be there or be square.

	▲	capitel 2 days ago \| parent [-]
		Going all the way then? Not sure if the world can handle anonympotus. Just taking it for a ride?