Please provide your full legal name (include any other names you go by), occupation and place of employment, phone number[s], email address[es], usernames on other social media accounts, eye color, height, weight, list of any health conditions. That's just to start, then we can start going over more info.

Suk Mai Dik, living in Yo Momma's Trailer, employed as Yo Momma's Pimp.

Sorry but I just couldn't resist hehehe.