Now all we need is a thumbnail next to each headline showing the author making some stupid face.

Gotta have the digital laugh track analogue to show people how to react.

(I'm not kidding, a ton of people will watch e.g. movie trailers or live streamed events through one of many reaction streamers so they get prompted on how to feel. I hated laugh tracks back then, I hate reaction streamers now, let me have my own feelings!)