So you've recreated /r/technology ? :)
MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY CREATES INFINITE ENERGY AND CURES CANCER at least 10x a day.
* Disclaimer: in mice, of course.
What's actually mind-blowing is how mice aren't already living till an age of 100. I mean, they've literally cured cancer, what's your excuse now, huh?
No dementia, no osteoporosis, more muscled. Every single white mouse in the world should be Mighty Mouse.