> unable to equivocate what the fuck it's problems actually are

... or doesn't care to discuss it any more. RedHat's push was succesful, linux is not a hobby OS any more, you won.

I can agree with you that linux needed something better than sysv init.

I can't agree with you that this monolithic solution that takes over more and more services is better.

Oh, you want a specific complaint?

Why the fuck does systemd lock up the entire startup process for 2 minutes if you start a desktop machine without network connectivity?

That's your distro, not systemd. systemd only does what the configuration files tell it to do.