I was today years old when I found out Dan sleeps.

I was today years old when I found out that dang's first name is Dan

You'll never guess what letter dang's last name starts with.

A as in Ang, clearly.

No, he's Asian. The n is doing double-duty. His last name is Ng :p

	▲	fragmede 6 hours ago \| parent [-]
		That's exactly what a French person with the last name of Les would say!