very ironic that this website made to lecture webdevs is hideous, inaccessible, and borderline unusable

> hideous

That's just, like, your opinion, man. I disagree. Don't imagine yourself as the universal subject.

> inaccessible

I have no trouble whatsoever navigating and understanding the page with VoiceOver, and it obviously passes contrast and color rules for readability.

> and borderline unusable

Completely disagree. It's literally arranged text on a page. There's nothing to "use".