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lionkor 15 hours ago

Orphan crushing machine operator: "If I don't do it, someone else will"

j-krieger 14 hours ago | parent [-]

Orphan crushing proponent: "Why should I pay for orphans not to be crushed??"

fireflash38 13 hours ago | parent | next [-]

There's money to be made on arbitration of orphan crushing! If I don't do it someone else will.

reactordev 13 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Introducing “The Automatic Orphan Crusher 9000” complete with conveyor belt fed chutes and titanium jaws, no orphan can escape! Just place a piece of candy…”

barbazoo 11 hours ago | parent [-]

Does it have AI?

reactordev 11 hours ago | parent [-]

That would be part of our Orphan Industries plan for managing output of your 9000s on the industrial floor. Sure. Monitor throughput and TTK right there from the app.

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