That Spotify squad tribe diagram makes me want to vomit.

Same. Strong SAFe vibes. Hopefully I'll never have to 'work' in such a environment again.

What's wrong with it? Squads look like regular small teams. Tribes look like several teams working on the same product and having to coordinate their work. Each team has specialists, who like to hang out together and talk shop, forming different "chapters". The number of product owners and agile coaches might be excessive :-) But other than that, what's so bad about it?

I did a reverse image search on it, and it brought up 'vietname board game' and other war-themed images. Who thought it would be a good idea to have a corporate productivity diagram where the workers look like they're prisoners, there's shooting targets plastered all over, and the "coach" looks like a warden that's flashing danger signs (all the colors, and they choose red?). And that's not even including all the poor spacing, text formatting, color scheme, etc.

Honestly, the more I look at it, the worse it gets.

It’s pretty corny.

Makes me think of Ninjas and Rockstars.