> Have you heard of balcony solar? Stick some storage with it?

Sure, let me throw away everything I grow on my balcony so I can get some storage and panels. Still not going to work for me because my balcony is west facing. I have a bunch of solar-powered devices on my balcony, and metrics tell me realistically I get 2 hours of sunlight that matters a day.

Are you growing things on the outside of your balcony railing? [1]

West facing is perfect, means you get to take advantage of everyone else producing cheap power during the day and optimize your own delivery for when you are home in the late afternoon/evening.

I find it curious that the entire thought of balcony solar seems to upset you?

[1]: https://solarmuseum.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/shutterst...