> Turns out code is only a part of our job.

Yeah. Normally, of course, I link to an XKCD, but for this observation, I like this cartoon:

https://i.programmerhumor.io/2024/12/programmerhumor-io-prog...

> Also, why is this the “Gorman” Paradox?

I just made the same point in a comment, before I read yours.

Gorman is obviously a marketing guy, but he's tech-adjacent enough he should realize this is going to go over like a lead balloon.