Attempting to use a VPN location in Somalia and actually getting routed to an exit in Paris or London is not what I would consider "close enough". That's off by 3000 miles. That's like claiming to be in the Amazon Rainforest in Brazil while being in Montreal, Canada. And apparently 28% of locations are off by at least this much

And if I do it for privacy, the actual exit location seems very relevant. Even if I trust the VPN provider to keep my data safe (which for the record I wouldn't with the majority of this list), I still have to consider what happens to the data on either end of the VPN connection. I'm willing to bet money that any VPN data exiting in London is monitored by GCHQ, while an exit in Russia probably wouldn't be in direct view of NSA and GCHQ