Kinda a similar story, I slipped off my bike at the end of a wet turn and scraped up my leg.

A woman passing by saw the whole thing, and said she lived nearby and would happily run me a bath.

I took her up on the offer, and, um, I was a few hours late to work that day :-)

Are you Val Kilmer? :)

Wow, "Dear Penthouse,"

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson