I’m stuck on the opening sentence. Family went to sleep in the morning so rest of the day is free? I must be missing something but that doesn’t make sense.

Did the author chloroform them?

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munificent 2 days ago | parent | next [-]

I think English isn't their first language. I believe they mean "are still asleep".

	▲	Uehreka a day ago \| parent [-]
		That wouldn’t make sense either. They said it was the afternoon, and that they now had the whole day free, the sentence wouldn’t make sense if you swapped “went to sleep” for “are still asleep”. There must be some weird timezone thing that the author expects us to know about them already.

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apsurd 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

babies? nap time?