Commenters of HN:

Your past thoughts have been dredged up and judged.

For each $TOPIC, you have been awarded a grade by GPT-5.1 Thinking.

Your grade is based on OpenAI's aligned worldview and what OpenAI's blob of weights considers Truth in 2025.

Did you think well, netizen?

Are you an Alpha or a Delta-Minus?

Where will the dragnet grading of your online history happen next?

Of all the people on the entire internet, I would hope HN posters understand best that anything and everything posted online already has and also will at some point be used in such ways.