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141 points by Petiver 4 days ago | 36 comments
verbify 8 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I once was thinking that if intelligent machines surpassed human intelligence, the end game would be human intelligence would atrophy but the machines would continue to serve us.

Then I had a humorous thought - what if this already happened, i.e. cats were superintelligent, invented humans to serve them and then they had no need for their own intelligence.

gradus_ad 4 hours ago | parent | next [-]

It's funny to think that no matter how our technology develops, cats will be right there along for the ride, completely ignorant of it all. It's humorously comforting to think of an interstellar civilization powered by fusion and AGI serving cats just as they're served now. Scratching posts on starships seems to be inevitable.

nakedneuron 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is brilliant.

So, if machines will be decent servants to the cats, will humans get x-ed out of the equation?

peanball an hour ago | parent [-]

A topic of the “Three Robots” episode of Death Love & Robots, kind of. Sorry for the fandom link.

https://lovedeathrobots.fandom.com/wiki/Three_Robots#:~:text...

colordrops 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is sort of the story of The Time Machine.

taneq 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Maybe the cats were themselves invented by mice?

Sharlin 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

There are many fascinating things about cats, but one of the things I often think about is how interesting it is that an animal of such solitary nature became domesticated so easily, and how social – and socially intelligent – domestic cats came to be, despite stereotypes. To the point that many housecats, and entire breeds, are called "dog-like" in their demeanor. Female feral cats also form social groups, "colonies", though unfixed males are certainly more territorial. This is evidently an example of neoteny, the retention of juvenile traits in adulthood, seeing that most felids do have a social period while living with their mother and littermates.

p_l 2 hours ago | parent [-]

Cats are actually very social animals, they just don't firm similar pack structures to dogs

With modem technology it became feasible to observe cats without disruption and it showed communal behaviours, including communal care for offspring and IIRC even bringing food to share.

All along the line of somewhat transitionally joined communities instead of more stable groups

corgiorgy 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I used to run a Twitter bot called @itsavailable that would mine interesting strings that were not registered .com domains and tweet them out at a regular cadence. One of its sources was the most-visited English-language Wikipedia page titles in the past hour.

One of the only domains I ever bothered purchasing for myself was https://catgap.com

meindnoch 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Warning: if you open that link you'll see a woman using her finger pulling apart a hole on a pussy.

pfdietz 2 hours ago | parent [-]

You are technically correct (the best kind of correct.)

anileated 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Hat tip on both your (new?) domain name and your username.

cobbzilla 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Thank you for brightening my day with your website. That is one adorable (and adorably annoyed-looking) cat.

dostick 6 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Don’t click that link!

naian 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

The woman is pushing the cat's lip up with her finger. It's not painful to the cat.

taneq 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

?

msuniverse2026 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

"We must close the cat gap." - JFK, 1960

CalRobert 4 hours ago | parent [-]

Animals could be bred and... slaughtered...

vlachen 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

An obvious failure of the Cat Distribution System.

ursAxZA 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to dream as a cat. I don’t think I’ve ever had a dream where my body actually changed shape. Being loved just for existing seems like a pretty solid evolutionary strategy.

DonHopkins 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

For more cat facts, see CatFACS, cat --help, and man cat.

https://animalfacs.com/catfacs_new

orbital-decay 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I'm surprised that sampling bias is not in the list. Is it possible that these fossils simply haven't been found yet?

notepad0x90 8 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I think the postulation is that the cats would be so abundant, it shouldn't be hard to find their fossils.

madaxe_again 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

That was my first conclusion, too - the absence of something in the fossil record does not mean that it was not there, just that it did not fossilise.

For one, predators in general often have more gracile build, high power to weight ratio - and don’t fossilise well. They’re also much rarer than herbivores, of course. This means the signal in the fossil record is much weaker and any deviation seems much greater, as you have to turn up the gain to get meaningful data.

Perhaps cats during that period were predominantly dry desert hunters - it is a common niche for felidae - and that environment produces checks wristwatch few fossils.

Perhaps there was another critter extant during that period that just found the crunch of cat bones irresistible, and they all got scavenged.

Perhaps they developed culture and cremated their dead.

Dunno. All that said the E-O was a big transition and it likely did result in gigadeaths, and predators would have been harder hit, ultimately and proportionally.

usrusr 4 hours ago | parent [-]

Similar thoughts crossed my mind as well. But then there's the repopulation with a species that can be traced from Asia. The pre-gap felines just aren't part of the post-gap set. If some were descendants of some endemic low-fossilization branch, chances are they'd be connected across the gap through similarities.

hurturue 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

have you tried turning the computer off on on?

felineflock 11 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The cat gap is due to the long time it took for the mutant descendants of Noah's cats to get to America.

grubbs 14 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Welp. Now I'm in a wikipedia hole of how cats came to be.

Razengan 14 hours ago | parent [-]

The universe was created to incorporate cats.

euroderf 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Cat gap? Divine intervention. The divinity? Cats.

exasperaited 13 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Ignoring the much more obvious explanation that they simply buggered off to do their own thing and there was nobody around to bang a plate with a fork.

lucketone 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

So during what period cats were missing?

Duration is clear, start and end not clear

david_shaw 6 hours ago | parent [-]

> The cat gap is a period in the fossil record of approximately 25 million to 18.5 million years ago in which there are few fossils of cats or cat-like species found in North America.

25M - 18.5M years ago.

lucketone 4 hours ago | parent [-]

In my defence, word “ago” was on the other line, so I kind of skipped it.

IndianShitbombs 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Oooooohh..... it found an WIKIPEDIA article.... jesus..... so nieceeeeeee

qwertytyyuu 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I’m disappointed this wasn’t about felines