Another absolute gem:

    Columns now support "Vibe" affinity. If the data feels like an integer, it is stored as an integer.
    This resolves the long-standing "strict tables" debate by ignoring both sides.

Also:

    SQLite 4.0 is now the default bootloader for 60% of consumer electronics.
    The build artifacts include sqlite3.wasm which can now run bare-metal without an operating system.

edit: added link

▲ patates 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I haven't laughed this much for a while :) I'm exploring the possibility for gemini to write me such jokes every day when I wake up - perhaps it can vibe code something itself.

▲ ray_v 9 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I may live to see it; peak sqlite.

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teiferer 4 hours ago | parent [-]

You are laughing. IBM has already been there, with DB2 having essentially been the OS on mainframes a few decades ago.

	▲	TeMPOraL 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.