Inspired by this post, I have asked chatgpt what the mail inbox of a university professor will look like in 10 years. Not everything was funny, but here are some good ones:

- “Hi Prof, Sorry for Late Reply—My Smart Fridge Locked Me Out (Assignment Attached)”

- “URGENT: PhD Student Accidentally Achieved Sentience (Needs Committee Approval)”

- “Question About Homework 3 (Submitted by My AI Twin, Is That Okay?)”

- “Re: Firmware Update Bricked Entire Smart Campus — Students Request Deadline Extension”

- “Grant Review Feedback: ‘Too Secure for Real-World Deployment’”

- “Can I Get Partial Credit? My IoT Implant Was Flagged as Malware”

- “Reminder: Mandatory Annual Ethics Training for Autonomous Systems (40 minutes)”