"Brah"

I mean, if this is upsetting you, take a minute and go for a walk.

> You might be speaking a little more broadly than I am interpreting.

(Or I could be interpreting it more broadly)

In either case I don't think your response is apt

I'm not upset. But as far as I can tell you've wandered off into some sort of philosophical space when I'm speaking of practicalities, without apparent recognition of the transition. I thought that was a bit ridiculous, something from the "wow dude have you ever really looked at your hand" school of conversation, so I made a joke. Apparently the joke didn't land for you. Alas.