Wow, HN is really desperate for the clickbait today.

(And no! Don't just say this isn't a substantive comment! Do better! This isn't the first ragebait top story that made commenters foam at the mouth today, and thanks to the bullshit asymmetry of AI slop, it's even easier to churn out posts like 'this cheap shitbox SBC lacks systemd but includes tcpdump'.)