use the washer button to spray the windshield with water and help the goo wipe off

yes, obviously, but my point is that I am now tasked with helping the "feature" limp along, whenever it lurches, unexpectedly, into action, therby ADDING distraction which if you read the ancient myths and legends is one of the main methods that evil spirits and deamons undermine and defeat the unwary....and lull them into becoming possesed, hosts, for said entities.

who's working for who here anyway?

already?