(edit: it's working now (detecting downdetector's down))

So,

	▲	Recursing 2 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_theorem_of_softwar...
	▲	altmanaltman an hour ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		it's like they didn't fully think it through/expect people to actually use it so soon
	▲	mrducksy an hour ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		It’s down detectors all the way down!
	▲	ssolarsystem1 an hour ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		downdetectorsdowndetectors didn't detect breakdown of downdetectors with 500 Error
	▲	superdisk an hour ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Lol. The fact that the 4x one actually works and is correctly reporting that the 3x one is down actually makes this a lot funnier to me.

xyproto 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

A wrong downdetectordowntector is worse than a 500 one. :D

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deveesh_shetty 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

You had one job.

manyaoman 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

So down²detector was fake all along?

	▲	andy_ppp 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC06Z6lCB_Q

Andugal 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

So DownDetector is down, but DownDetectorDownDetector does not detect it... We probably need one more DownDetector. (no)

namjh 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Yes we do have[^1] but unfortunately it looks like not checking the integrity, just reachability.

halgir 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

We have one. But according to Down Detector's Down Detector's Down Detector's Down Detector, that's also down.

	▲	Dilettante_ 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Well Down Detector's Down Detector isn't down...What we might need is a Down Detector's Down Detector Validator

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O4epegb 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is a fake detector that just has frontend logic for mocking realistic data, you can easily see it in the source code.

aurareturn 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Ehh, so down detector for down detector is up but it is inaccurate.

maxlin 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

>half the internet is down >downdetector is down >downdetector down detector reports everything is fine

software was a mistake

aroman 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

great news, schrodingersdetector.com is available!