> There is absolutely no need to make these forks.

It's not a fork though. You can find out what a distribution is here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_distribution

> since all these distros are inevitably broken in their own weird ways

Absolute statements should probably have some absolute and undeniable proof, what exact "weird" ways are CachyOS broken today, since you apparently think yourself to be experienced enough to know this?

Maybe it's time to stop crying, and try to see some positivity in the world rather than going into a dark hole constantly.