Been married twenty years and haven't seen my wife poop yet. Not really on my list.

bigstrat2003 10 hours ago | parent [-]

Similarly, married ten years and my wife and I have never seen each other use the bathroom. And barring dire emergencies I can't actually envision, we never will.

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pests 4 hours ago | parent [-]

It's stories like these (and poor parenting I guess) that causes things like my cousin standing up to wipe for close to 30 years until his gf filled him in one day.

	▲	seanmcdirmid 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		My college roommate told me I was doing it wrong by not standing up to wipe. I just rolled my eyes, that guy had a lot of weird things going on.