ALoft London Excel hotel. Fancy as hell, no bathroom doors.

You shit behind your bed, I kid you not

Well that explains why I've never seen this trend.

I stick to rooms with two digits in front of the decimal.

Post-Sheraton acquisition, I find the Marriott branding can be a bit random. Still stay in them a lot, but I've had a couple of relatively mediocre Aloft stays of late.

Uhh, Aloft is in Marriott's "Select" bucket along with Fairfield and Courtyard. They have some shiny touches that let them claim the "Distinctive" label, but are basically just motels.

https://www.hotel-development.marriott.com/brands

$200+ a night and it doesn't come with a bathroom door?

This is why I just stay home.