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lazyeye 13 hours ago

You live alone?

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echelon 13 hours ago | parent [-]

No. I think some couples are just more private than others.

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stavros 13 hours ago | parent [-]

I don't think there are any couples who prefer the bedroom to smell like the toilet.

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mothballed 13 hours ago | parent [-]

If you flush the toilet at precisely the moment after you take a shit, the vacuum force of the toilet venting down the waste line will pretty much keep that from happening. That's basically prison rules.

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stavros 13 hours ago | parent [-]

Where is this magical prison where nobody farts?

	▲	nake89 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		They flush the toilet every time they fart, of course.